miércoles, 19 de enero de 2011

And fuck forever, If u dont mind

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thoughts while on my period



  • ow
  • my vagina is falling off
  • wow this is dumb
  • wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
  • im going to kill myself
  • why wasnt i born a boy
  • why was i born
  • i hate all of you
  • aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
  • at least im not pregnant

Nina’s Mom: Where have you been?
Nina: To the moon! …..And back.
Nina’s Mom: You’ve been drinking.
Nina: Ding ding ding ding!
Nina’s mom: What else have you been doing?
Nina: Oh, you want to know their names? [laughs]
Nina’s mom: You need to sleep this off.
Nina: No, there were two. There was Tom, there was Jerry. [laughing]
Nina’s mom: Be quiet, Nina!
Nina: And…. I fucked them both!”
Hahahah love this part.



My cellphone usage.
this is usually me getting a call/text from you:

then i’m like this while talking to you/replying:

but when it’s someone i dont necessarily care about:

and i’m talking/replying like:

and if it’s someone i really just dont fucking like, i stare at my phone like:

AND I IGNORE THEIR BITCH ASS .
Oh god, then if it’s my parents calling, i’m like:

and i’ll answer like:


Burning Calories


everyskinnywhere:
Mopping floors (1/2 hour)                140 calories
Vacuuming (1/2 hour)                       140 calories
Ironing (1/2 hour)                              75 calories
Pulling weeds (1/2 hour)                   177 calories
Washing the car (1 hour)                   300 calories
Bagging leaves (1/2 hour)                 136 calories
Washing dishes (1 hour)                   152 calories
Rearranging furniture (1 hour)          450 calories
Indoor painting (1 hour)                    204 calories
Grocery shopping (1/2 hour)            130 calories
Walking (1/2 hour)                           100 calories
Sleeping (8 hours)                             50 calories

 

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